Saturday, March 20, 2010

My obsession with pinball has started to worry me. I had a dream last night that a place opened near where I live that had all kinds of pinball machines and it was a truly wonderful dream.
I have started searching kijiji for pinball machines in Atlantic Canada.

Friday, March 12, 2010

Context

Sarah: "I have a black man inside of me.
Me: "A black man inside of you???"
Sarah (Smiling): "A big, fat, hairy black man inside of me."

Monday, March 8, 2010

Rebuttal...

Heard from across the room (Presumably when Sarah read the previous post)

(In a really high pitch, squealing voice)
"Peter!!! I can't believe you wrote that!!! I didn't mean it like that"

It kinda made it funny all over again.

On voyeurism....

Me: "We had sex with the drapes open."
Sarah: "Yeah, but it was all the way in there."
Me: "But those Asian people got funny cameras"
Sarah: "They got funny eyes!"

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

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My wife just told me that she has never heard this song...