Why, even dracula will be there....

This should be played on the radio more often.

If you tolerate Hollaback Girl, your children will be next...

For some reason, this* song has been going through my head at work. This is unfortunate seeing how I am already miserable working in a cold, damp concrete building. This song crossed my mind today. I forgot all about it. Hadn't heard it about 7 or 8 years. I like it when that happens.
*Don't click on this if you are at work or if you are offended by bananas.

My house smells like grass. I think that is wonderful.

And Dean Drover was there for all of it...

I forgot about this until tonight. I have been meaning to post this for a while but I haven't got around to it until now. The video is longer but it's pretty much the same thing. I love Butler's reaction.



The Vest's name is Dolly. She is on facebook

A.D.D. post. (Now with 17% more Michael Phelps)

I had teeth ripped out of my head again today. I bled profusely at one point. Blood pours from my upper orifices quite frequently. I had it under control. I understand how blood clots work.

Ediie Winslow is a bigger loser than Steve Urkel. At least Urkel was smart and invented cool and/or funny things. Ediie had a big head and hung around with Steve Urkel. And Waldo Faldo. Guilty by association.

Somebody finally wore stockings for me.

I created a facebook account for the vest. We called it Dolly. Thank you Rachel. We really miss you when you aren't around because you have to be one of the most fun people I have ever met. You and Sarah Turpin are made for one another.

When did Saturday Night Live start doing reruns live? Michael Phelps was in a sketch the ther week that was exactly like a sketch Peyton Manning was in last year. Who lets Lorne Micheals get away with this? Are the writers on the show that bad that they have to redo sketches. Is this their way of making recurring characters. I can not think of any noteworthy ones as of late. History is repeating itself.

I like this song. The breakdown is epic. The video is shitty.

And you thought I was loaded...

Drunk people call my phone when they are drunk.




Transcript:
"Hi Pete. This is Kass. I just wanted to let you know that Jager is fucked. Anyways, callin' ya on Miranda's phone. Aaaaand that's cool I really hope you got the tide out of yer orange juice. Buh-bye."

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I have become attached to a certain Coffeebean.

We stole the idea from each other....

I've noticed that Facebook makes it look like me and Warford are in a drunken relationship. I've selected a few gems so that you know what I am talking about...

You don't know Gus

Sometimes you know someone, then they say something that changes everything you everr thought about them. This happened 3 times in the past week. I'm not going into details. 2 of them know what I am talking about. One of them is so self-centered that they have no idea that what they said was probably the most hurtful, offensive thing I have ever heard them say. Our friendship is in serious jeopardy because of it. What a waste of 7 years. Lol

G'wan witcha

I sleep with my eyes open.
People that don't know really know me tell me that I am full of shit. I do though. Sometimes wide open. Freckledick once took a picture of me with his phone when I was asleep and it was that disturbing to me that I haven't able to look at it since. When I first started working on the road, I fell asleep in the back of my co-workers truck. The two guys in the front seat were talking and asking me questions. They became concerned when I became unresponsive. They pulled over and started shaking me. I immediately woke up and told them that we weren't going to get along "if they got on with that childish bullshit" I had to explain my condition to them afterwards. I earned the nickname "snake eyes"
Fot those who still don't believe....