There was an ass.....

It was only a matter of time. I have been pressured and bullied for "too much of a long time" to get this online somehow. Here it is. Everyone on it should be embarrassed.

Talking about a hike...

Sarah: There's a rope you have to climb up, at some point. I don't even know if we could find it.

Peter: I don't think I can climb the rope anyways.

Sarah: Sure you can. You can pull yourself into an air duct!

Peter: I hurt my elbow. I don't think I can do that now.

Sarah: Well, change your facebook status!!! We are through!

*bbbbluluuurrrrrpppppp*

Sarah: This is what is sounds like when two people zrrbt you! ...At the same time.
*bbbbllurrrrrpppp*

Vipond or vomit?

I set myself up. She warned me.

We are at the hospital and Sarah is getting bloodwork. I can see the doctor doing it. Sarah is looking right at the needle. That grosses me out. I can't look at the needle.

Anyways. Later. We are in the waiting room and Sarah says "wanna hear the story about my bloodwork? No you don't. You don't like that kind of thing".
I say I do. I know the difference but I felt like squirming this morning.
She starts to tell me the story. I start feeling queezy. Then, a woman in the waiting room starts urging and barfing. I missed work for this, and I think I made the right decision.

oh. oh-oh, oh. oh. oh-oh,oh.

My opinion of Lady Gaa Gaa just changed....

But I got a little problem with you not fucking me....

I forgot about this song until just then.