Drunk people call my phone when they are drunk.
Transcript:
"Hi Pete. This is Kass. I just wanted to let you know that Jager is fucked. Anyways, callin' ya on Miranda's phone. Aaaaand that's cool I really hope you got the tide out of yer orange juice. Buh-bye."
*Bent but Unbroken
7 years ago
5 comments:
I'll get the tide out of your orange juice TAKE ONE !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfEMW0sXwiw
Sounds like she tried to poison your juice.
"Sounds like she tried to poison your juice."
yesssssssssssssssssssssss
Boys boys boys!!!
You don't know the whole story..I was most definitely shitfaced!!! It was my first time..that's all I got to say. You have a first time for everything but Jagger is another story. It doesn't hurt or anything but when it's mixed with vodka and OJ Pete(O) is out for the count and Kass doesn't know how to use a phone.In case ya didn't know I called Robert and Christa as well. I will not ask Miranda for her phone ever again...mine was dead I guess.Anyhow I spilled a whole glass of OJ on O's sisters tablecloth and wanted to wash it but... Turpin to the rescue I managed to leave her to tend to O and didn't operate any machinery that night!!!Thanks Turpin!! Ok so now I understand if I don't get asked to any of your parties and the first time I meet poor Turpin I gave her this impression. Oh well all in good fun!!!
P.S I would never poison poor Pete(O)
cheers all
Kass
What tablecloth?
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