"Hey, I'm going to the bathroom, don't steal my beer while I am gone"

Today I feel bad.
I feel bad for Syrup Turnip.
I feel bad for Ashley Ryan.
I feel bad for Johnathan Clark.

Last night was intense. I have never had quite an experience like that before. I didn't know he was drunk. If I knew that, things would have gotten worse, and I would have felt worse today.

I tried to look for a video. Most of them hit a little too close to home. I found this one.