On Lady Gaga...

Me:"...and that's ALL she was wearing."
Sarah: "You can't care about what Lady Gaga is wearing. It's like that boy in your class that plays with himself. You just gotta look away and say 'they can't help it'".

E.Coli

Me (Talking about recent death): and the guy that invented the ATM died last week.
Sarah: Ass to Mouth?
Me (chock full of sarcasm) Yes. The guy who invented Ass to Mouth died last week.

pwned

My wife talks to Google. They don't get along. I guess she doesn't like it when someone is constantly picking out her mistakes.
Sarah : {tap, tap, tap, click} *sigh* "I know I spelt it wrong, you don't need to tell me. My finger slipped."

I like to call her Clyde

Claire emerges from the hallway and flops herself down on the loveseat. She looks at me and says:
"I like your bathroom because I look at a picture of Paul Warford while I'm taking a shit"

My obsession with pinball has started to worry me. I had a dream last night that a place opened near where I live that had all kinds of pinball machines and it was a truly wonderful dream.
I have started searching kijiji for pinball machines in Atlantic Canada.

Context

Sarah: "I have a black man inside of me.
Me: "A black man inside of you???"
Sarah (Smiling): "A big, fat, hairy black man inside of me."

Rebuttal...

Heard from across the room (Presumably when Sarah read the previous post)

(In a really high pitch, squealing voice)
"Peter!!! I can't believe you wrote that!!! I didn't mean it like that"

It kinda made it funny all over again.

On voyeurism....

Me: "We had sex with the drapes open."
Sarah: "Yeah, but it was all the way in there."
Me: "But those Asian people got funny cameras"
Sarah: "They got funny eyes!"

1.. 2.. 1 2 3 4

My wife just told me that she has never heard this song...

Weekend not updated

NBC is hurting. They are cutting corners everywhere they can. Saturday Night Live is not exempt.

Here is Keenan Thompson doing a Bill Cosby impression in the fall of 2009.

Here is a shot from October 1995

I wonder how many other people have worn this?

Holy Matrimony!

They are getting married....

Rediculous request

Help me find out the name of this song!!

In my dream last night

Sarah: I've got an idea!!
Me: Yeah?
Sarah: A great big idea!.. A great big figure skating idea!!!

Gold... Pure Gold

Anyone remember this show? I have been looking for this for years. Then I forgot about it and got married. I just remembered it again over Christmas.

Spoken over dinner...

Sarah: "I know this is skeety, but, when I get off the plane in Newfoundland this Summer, all I want is Don Cherry's nachos and a big ol' bag of weed."

That's 2009...

Rock the Block

I am making some electronic songs. Most people will hate them. I am using samples from this song.





Some people shouldn't have anything to do with music. Like Shane here....




Just Awsome indeed.